moviemaking is a lot like being the general manager of an nfl team in the post-salary cap era — you’ve got to know how to allocate your resources .
every dollar spent on a free-agent defensive tackle is one less dollar than you can spend on linebackers or safeties or centers .
in the nfl , this leads to teams like the detroit lions , who boast a superstar running back with a huge contract , but can only field five guys named herb to block for him .
in the movies , you end up with films like ” spawn ” , with a huge special-effects budget but not enough money to hire any recognizable actors .
jackie chan is the barry sanders of moviemaking .
he spins and darts across the screen like sanders cutting back through the defensive line .
watching jackie in operation condor as he drives his motorcycle through the crowded streets of madrid , fleeing an armada of pursuers in identical black compact cars , is reminiscent of sanders running for daylight with the chicago bears in hot pursuit , except that sanders doesn’t have to worry about rescuing runaway baby carriages .
but like the lions star , jackie doesn’t have anybody to block for him .
almost every cent that’s invested in a jackie chan movie goes for stunts , and as chan does his own stunts , the rest of the money goes to pay his hospital bills .
this leaves about 75 cents to pay for things like directors ( chan directs ) , scripts and dubbing and supporting characters , not to mention the hideous title sequence .
this also explains why the movie was shot in odd places like morocco and spain .
( chan’s first release in this country , ” rumble in the bronx ” , was supposedly set in new york , but was filmed in vancouver , and in the chase scenes the canadian rockies are clearly visible . )
heck , jackie doesn’t even have enough money for a haircut , looks like , much less a personal hairstylist .
in condor , chan plays the same character he’s always played , himself , a mixture of bruce lee and tim allen , a master of both kung-fu and slapstick-fu .
jackie is sent by the un to retrieve a cache of lost nazi gold in the north african desert , and is chased by a horde of neo-nazi sympathizers and two stereotypical arabs ( one of the things i like about jackie chan movies : no political correctness ) .
he is joined by three women , who have little to do except scream , ” jackie , save us ! ” , and misuse firearms .
the villain is an old nazi whose legs were broken in the secret base so that he has to be carried everywhere , and he’s more pathetic than evil .
en route , we have an extended motorcycle chase scene , a hilarious fight in the moroccan version of motel 6 with the neo-nazis , and two confrontations with savage natives .
once at the secret desert base , there is a long chop-socky sequence , followed by the film’s centerpiece , a wind-tunnel fight that’s even better than the one in face/off .
this is where the money was spent , on well-choreographed kung-fu sequences , on giant kevlar hamster balls , on smashed-up crates of bananas , and on scorpions .
ignore the gaping holes in the plot ( how , exactly , if the villain’s legs were broken , did he escape from the secret nazi base , and why didn’t he take the key with him ? ) .
don’t worry about the production values , or what , exactly , the japanese girl was doing hitchhiking across the sahara .
just go see the movie .
operation condor has pretentions of being a ” raiders of the lost ark ” knockoff , but one wonders what jackie could do with the raiders franchise blocking for him — with a lawrence kazdan screenplay , a john williams score , spielberg directing and george lucas producing , condor might be an a+ movie .
however , you’ve got to go with what you’ve got , and what you’ve got in jackie chan is something special — a talent that mainstream hollywood should , could , and ought to utilize .