eight years after its release , disney has decided to re-release the little mermaid theatrically for 17 days ( and 17 long nights ) only .
coincidentally , it was reintroduced to theaters the same day fox’s animated film anastasia was released .
you know disney , they can’t deal with the threat of any other studio getting even a small piece of the crust of the kiddie entertainment pie , so when someone else wants to make a little money , they counter with an old ” masterpiece ” from their vault and , you know what , i went to see this 1989 cartoon rather than the brand new one from fox .
let no one say disney is losing its monopoly on the market .
they still have hotels on boardwalk _and_ park place .
believe it or not , today , november 25 , 1997 , at 5 : 05 p . m . , i saw the little mermaid for the first time .
it took me a few years to get over an aversion to this movie that was caused seven years ago , when i stayed with one of my mom’s friends for a couple weeks .
they had a young child who listened to the little mermaid soundtrack constantly and , over that two week period , i heard every song from the movie probably a hundred times .
by the time i got back home , i promised myself i’d never see the movie .
but promises are made to be broken , especially when you’re looking at a 17-day , limited engagement .
damn those shrewd disney marketers and their mind games .
the little mermaid is based on a hans christian anderson fairy tale , but it’s disney-ized , which means lots of talking animals and bursting into song .
it also means the heroine is a total babe who shows off cleavage from a seashell bra at all times .
i never wanted so much to be a pair of shells . . .
the heroine , of course , is ariel ( voice of jodi benson ) , a 16-year-old mermaid who is going through that rebellious phase .
she skips her concert to explore a wrecked ship and hang out with a seagull that talks like buddy hackett , who tries to orient her to the mysterious world of humans .
she’s also dealing with feelings she hasn’t had before — which comes when you get scales in places you didn’t use to have them — about a handsome prince ( no disney movie would be complete without one ) .
her father , king triton of the merpeople , strictly forbids such lusting after the ways of the ” savage ” humans , in a condemnation that reads as a not-so-subtle analogy about old- fashioned parents who forbid interracial dating .
what’s a king to do , though ?
the girl’s in love and even total destruction of her little shrine to the human world doesn’t deter her .
ariel saves the prince’s life when a hurricane rises up , and just has to meet him .
she makes a deal with ursula , the sea witch ( voice of pat carroll ) .
you know she’s evil because she has a huge potbelly and one of the worst asses in cartoon history .
she also has octopus tentacles for feet ( something those dr . scholl’s corn pads will not fix ) and offers to help ariel out .
she’ll make her a human for three days if ariel will give up her pretty voice ; ariel has three days to make that prince kiss her , or else she becomes a slave to the witch forever .
and if she pricks her finger on a sewing machine or eats an evil apple , she’ll fall asleep forever .
it’s a simplistic plot , yes , but the little mermaid was a revolution in the disney world , coming after such lackluster efforts as the black cauldron and oliver and company .
it ranks as one of the best disney cartoons , certainly since the ’50s .
all the elements are there — memorable songs like ” under the sea ” and ” kiss the girl , ” cartoon animals like sebastian and flounder , an evil villain who still has characterization and charm , and a fair amount of humor that caters to adults as well as children .
the little mermaid is worth a big-screen ticket in 1997 , so hurry up , you only have five days left .
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