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luckily , some people got starship troopers . some people knew it was supposed to be silly . for those of you who didn’t , how could you miss it ? from the very beginning , when we see an interactive internet-like promotional video for the armed forces of the future , it should be

i didn’t hate the big hit , even though it is a stupefyingly terrible film . for the entirety of its running time , my eyes were attached to the screen , and i never once got bored . i found the film interesting because of its unique awfulness : this is such a confused

” the deep end ” uses a color palette of rich earth tones surrounded by a vast array of blues . alluring , attractive blues , but also icy and foreboding . after taking in their beauty , the eye seeks out the reassuring browns and greens , like a tired swimmer searching for the

what are the warning signs of a * terrible * movie ? making it’s debut at the dollar theater ? locally , chairman of the board did just that . having the annoying prop comic scott thompson ( better known as carrot top ) in the lead role ? chairman of the board , once

john carpenter makes b-movies . always has ( ” halloween , ” ” escape from new york , ” ” the thing ” ) and , by the looks of it ( ” they live , ” ” escape from l . a . , ” ” vampires ” ) , always will . carpenter’s

synopsis : cro-magnon ayla loses her mother to an earthquake and escapes certain death by a lion . reluctantly rescued by a neanderthal clan who likes to have sex doggy-style , ayla grows up to become a blond , feminist supermodel who challenges the neanderthal patriarchy by throwing rocks and giving birth without a mate